Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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