I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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