Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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