ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
