Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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