i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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