So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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