Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left