I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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