If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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