you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i think i have herpe
just one?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
