Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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