Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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