O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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