I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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