whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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