...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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