If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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