that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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