Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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