Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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