I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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