I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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