no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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