idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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