Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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