we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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