I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
