yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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