i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He did a backflip because drugs
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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