Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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