it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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