"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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