So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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