just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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