Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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