i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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