Umm I'm too high to move.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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