all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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