i think my mom watched the whole time
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
