She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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