proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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