He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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