some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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