North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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