In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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