stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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