If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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