I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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