he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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