We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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