Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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