She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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