If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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