NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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