The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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